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My 2009!

2009-12-31T08:13:00.000-08:00

I have had a great 2009!

For 1st half of the year, it's boring, slow but relaxing. But really, i felt so useless and demoralized.

But it all changed when i start working hard in june. Everything changed. My goal since June has been challenging, tough and it's a goal that seems so far. So hard to achieve.

First i scrapped through fastrack challenge in 2 months. but it's like so damn stressful.
Then i scrap through A&H by a little. phew.
and then! i hit Quality club!
Plus Quality Club elite that brings me to perth on perth!
Final results not out yet. But i should be near Starclub. That means, i can go spain!! Ahhhhhhhh!

It is the sense of pride of achieving!
It's from nuaing at home, playing pet society from day till night to:
Working 12 hours a day, standing at roadshows from day till night!

It has been tiring but rewarding. The target keeps me going. Though at times i fail to meet the sky high targets. But, at least, i tried.

I am leaving everything behind now and going for my korea trip and i am soooooo blooooody happiiieeeee! I don't want to be streesed by anything anymore. No. No more. I am tired.

I need to unwind, i need to go holiday,i need to go sentosa, i need to watch tv for 5 hours.

Its like finaaalllyy! I don't want to go countdown though. Too many people.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh! I am still very very happy!

why is it so hard.

2009-12-04T08:34:00.000-08:00

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why oh why, why is is so hard to be nice?
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why do people step on your tail when you are nice?
why are (some) human beings so selfish and irritating?
why do they have to harbour bad intentions?
why so they always back stab?
why do they always annoy you?
why are they so irresponsible?
why are they are so fucked up?
why are they sucha mofo?
why are they always nice to mofos and mofos to the nice?

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i think i need to... think....
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i need to really think about being nice to people who deserves it.
i think the orphans deserves my attention.
i think the starving african, cambodian kids needs my attention.
i think the disabled needs my attention.
i think i need to join the charity team soon.
i think i need to fulfill my wish of organising a charitable event.
i think i need to stay away from disgusting people.
but again, i don't have a chioce, sometimes.

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my oh my. it's tough to be nice.
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still holing to the strong faith that kindness begets kindness.
please prove me right. please. gosh it's tough.
but i am standing strong. it's all in the mind.
play no mind games cause i give no shit about it.
you can try. but, you will never win.
i really cannot be bothered, for now.
still the happy me.

i need to work harder than usual

2009-11-15T08:51:00.000-08:00

i haven had much luck at roadshow recently. yeh honestly, it demoralizes me. stresses me cos i am running for my rookie race.

but, i am over it.

i want to do well.
i want to show my parents, friends and people close to me that i can make it.
i want to be someone someday and i know 1 day i will.
i want sooooooooo much!

although lady luck is not shining on me now, she'll shine on me one day.
me and mei and pearly is motivated. we just need to be discipline! sure can make it!
see us fly.
i will succeed.

we are the V54 warlords and we will do our manager proud.
lady luck please shine shine shine! i need you!

i will not give up.

"you can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have."

here's what in my heart.

2009-11-03T10:10:00.000-08:00

i am always mistaken. ok, heres what is in my heart. and about myself.

you guys think i am mysterious, don't express my feelings much and i might be harbouring some weird thoughts. but honestly,

i do not comment much because it means i am adding fuel to the blaze. mum told me to not gossip much, and i trust that what she teach me is right. i am sure she will not teach me anything that'll harm me.

i may see, hear and feel hostility, but i refuse to react much. for i know, it does not end well anyway. might as well ignore it. yes i feel. i do. for i am human too.. i am just not as sensitive for i dream and daze most of the time. it dosen help that i am not obervant too.

i always trust that whatever carey and ern ern tell me or teach me, it will not harm me. esp carey. since its a direct relationship. so i trust them and their teachings. i believe what they tell me will be the best for me. i held this in full conviction. so don't need to tell me anything abt them, for i trust them too much.

i may not be the most sensitive person to another person's feeling. it's not because i don't care. it's just that i did not realise. if i do see, i'll care too.

yes i am happy most of the time. but how many times have you seen me upset while i was reflecting all alone by myself? yes, i'll feel sad too. for i am not god. i mean, is it wrong to be happy most of the time? honestly, i am just being positive. taking things easy. and i just want to focus on my career. i pick myself up pretty fast.

don't need to demoralize me. for i am strong inside. if i say i'll fly, i'll make sure that i fly.
i always believe if i want to do it, i'll make it.

kaiyan, i still miss you. although heaven takes you away. you are always here. in my heart. my god brother, my dearest friend. why are you not here to share my joy and sorrows anymore? you left too fast. bless me in heaven. tell everyone i am not who they think. and that i feel for them too.

my first facial

2009-09-20T04:04:00.000-07:00

oh my god. i will not go facial again. It's soooooooooooo damn painful.

She started with washing my face and massaging my shoulder. Then comes the clensing. oh my goodness. she say she'll clear the impurities. i don't know la, she squeeze my face until i want to cry lo!

Then she took out this needle.

Me:"what are you going to do with the needle!!!!"

Her:" nothing."

oh my goodness lo.. she started pricking my face with the bloody needle. damnit. i really don't wanna facial again i swear to god. freaking pain. my poor face.

Then comes the mask! like finally my ordeal ends after what feels like day and night.

she cover my face with this cloth and i think it's damn funny i started laughing cos i look retarded. so i have decided to take picture of it and she happily allows me to!

Picture 1: she is using this tong to steam my face. she say there's some "Hua Tou" med in it.

Picture 2: before she apply the mask. Haha!

Picture 3: look at how retarded i am! hahahahhahahahaha

Painfully,

me!

my job

2009-09-12T11:08:00.001-07:00

ok finally. i am gonna blog again. after months of stagnant post.

i love my job. though it is damn tiring.

it hurts my feet and drain my soul. running a race so tough sharpens me.
seeing my clients benefiting from my advice gives me pride and satisfaction.
yes i am prideful so i don't pester people to sign up plans.
my job is nv to pester.
i love what i am doing and i am running for my rookie race.
seeing my fellow V54 warlords working hard makes me work harder.
my dark eye circles are killing me.
i wrote this admist my tiredness, so its gibberish. pardon me cos i am too tired to do spell check.
its stressful cos i can only run rookie for once in my life.
i love my manager carey cos i know she won't do anything to harm me.
she love us all; her V54 baby warlords.
i hope she'll get her top AM award cos it gives our team pride and honour.
fuck it if you think i am a sucker. i don't give a shit.
i meet so many people i know who is cock and who is not.
i know who is sincere and who is not.
so please, you don't have to lie genius.
shit to all losers.

Zzzzzzzz,
the girl who surveys.

Drive in me.

2009-04-09T12:26:00.000-07:00

I used to have alot of passion and drive in things i do. Esp during the younger days in school.

Competitiveness drives me to to work hard and to strive to be the best. (Not academically though! Maybe only certain subject that make perfect sense to me.) I have always wanted to be the best, that one who wins and the girl who is capable of achieving of whatever she wants if she wants to.

Steven (Ex-manager) ever told me: "i know you are capable of achieving of whatever you want if you want to do it." It bore strong memory as i knew, he meant it. And for all i know, i can make it. It motivates me or rather, it boost my confidence to an even higher level. He always knock sense into my puny little malfunctioning brain when i needed it the most.

Anyhow, in this past 2 years, i have not been achieving much (or to my own standard rather) and have not been doing any sports actively. Morale is low-low as i felt so lazy and i tend to bum around. I have been bumming for the ast 5 months and it's quite relaxing and at the same time, the pride in me reminds me that i have to do something about it. Something great, something big, something to push me to excel and to get back what i have lost.

Where's my drive? I don't know.
Where's my motivation? I really don't know.
I am getting too comfortable and i felt useless. No good.

I realise, I do not have an end goal in mind! I need an end-goal. An end-goal that is hard to achieve and yet, i can make it. I have done it before and i will make it happen again.

Fate lies in my own pair of hands. Open your eyes and see me fly. I am gonna make a come-back and i will. For as far as i know, i am capable of doing things that i want to achieve. I meant what i say and time will tell.

Thank you Steven! I really appreciate that you dote on me, make me a better person and taught me my first ever firm handshake!

I did some good for Earth Hour! Stop animal abuse!

2009-03-30T12:34:00.000-07:00

Can you see my cute pet's house with the "VOTE EARTH" message?!

That's what i have done to spread the message. Hehe.

Only pet society gamers could see.

By the way, i love animals, so i hate animal abuser!

"STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!"

Please don't do this to animals.
They have feelings and they could feel the pain too.
If you want to keep them, love them.

Unreasonable ang mo women! Crazy!

2009-03-30T11:44:00.000-07:00

I was rushing to Bedok Reservoir to support Chris and the PLK Paddlers few days back in a cab then me and cabby met this f.up ang mo women.

We were turning in to the carpark then we saw this ang mo women with her 2 child, one riding a bicycle and 1 on the blading stuff. (Can't remember what it's called.) Anyway, they were like occupying half the carpark lane! So the cabby was nice enough to caution her with a light horn that we were behind and to let her know we were approaching, so she could get her kids safely to the side of the road to avoid getting her 2 kids hurt.

Instead of appreciating the cabby's good intention, we saw her screaming and strutting towards the cab cursing and swearing! She then SLAMMED/PUNCHED the window (Driver's seat area) and open the driver's door and SCREAMED AT HIM! She said something like: "WHY DID YOU HORN AT MY KIDS?! WHY DID YOU FUCKING HORN?!" and a hell lotsa cursing that at least for at least 3 minutes! After she finish screaming, she slammed the door shut and walked off. Obviously, the taxi driver was damned pissed and ask her why the hell he can't horn? He told her: "I have the right to horn!... blah blah blah" I thought that was absolutely reasonable. Then crazy ang mo women threatened to report to the police. WTF?!?

Seriously, i hope she does so the cabby could sue her for slamming his window and door and for putting up with her unreasonable insults. Stupid women. I mean, she rather her kids get run down by the car than to be cautioned to move to the side? Sometimes, they deserve some beating. Like real bashing up. They deserve some punishment to keep their mouth shut and to be nicer to other people. I hope she gets beaten up by some ah bengs and ah lians. Nay, just saying for fun! Ha! She might in a bad mood but that's not a reason to behave like a barbarian in public. So uncivilized and uneducated.

Must be hubby don't wanna hey sho! Tsk

How crazy and uneducated can she get? She started ranting, slamming people's door and insult the cabby and want to report him to the police. She was lucky that the driver was not some ah beng driver or some ex-gangster shit. Like seriously! She would have ended up six feet under with her flesh torn apart. Or gang raped. (Touchwood!)

Aiya, she piss the cabby off lah! I condemn such acts! But i would have ignored her. (Maybe)

Mum once taught me:
Mum: "What would you do if someone scold you in public?"
Me: "SCOLD BACK LAH! LIKE EVEN LOUDER! Beat her up beat her!"
Mum: "So you mean if a dog bite you, you'd also lay down on the floor and bite the dog back?"

Happy birthday to me me me!!

2009-02-20T08:49:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday to meeeeeeee, Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeee,Happy birthday happy birthday, Happy birthday to meeeeee~ *Clap clap!~

It weird that i din really wanna celebrate big for my birthday this year cause it's like i have no mood for it. It's totally like reminding yourself you are 1 year older and that sucks! I am forever 18! *oh she's dreaming, look so old still thought 18* Like if that's what you are thinking, you are simply jealous of me~ I don't care but that's the ultimate conclusion. hrmp. lalalalalaaaaaaaa

I am soooo freaking happy that on my birthday, i met Teresa and Pearly. The triple trouble. It's like my best day in 2009 seriously. I realize i miss trissy baby and taggy poo so much and i felt so comfortable with them. They really make me laugh my night out with their lame, stupid and irritating jokes. So my bday was eventually a happy ending. We were looking for spa to go the entire day and all the stupid spas are all fully booked! I tot it's economic crisis?!? What property meltdown, retrenchment? But everyone goes to spa! So we are not in a recession can. News lying! Then ultimately, we went to the fearful FISH SPA!

The ambiance was great! It's a pub with pool table, fish spa, ktv and machine game slots. So i guess it's a refreshing change to start with. So much fun there! Initially we were like: "arghhhhhhhh!!! The fish so irritating!! Go away suckers!!" Dipping into the pool was horrifying. Imagine, 200 black scary looking fishes zooming to your beautiful feet like they are going to eat you up. What if somehow one or two fishes has got mental problem and choose to bite me?! You'll nv know~ So we played a game, 5,10. Losers dip into the pool for 5 seconds!

30 mins into the fun and here comes my little surprise! My wonderful chocolate banana cake from trissy baby and taggy! and the beautiful Philippine waitresses sang a birthday song for me!~ Oh that's so so so nice of them. Oh gosh, i realize the wonderful feeling to being surprised now.

Tadah~ my totally well-deserved wonderful memory:

Picture1 : Pearls and triss

Picture 2: Triss and my bravery!

Picture 3: Nice swing obviously

Picture 4: Beautiful me swaying

Picture 5: The triple trouble

Picture 6: That's my first 30 mins ordeal

Picture 7: The triple trouble again.

Picture 8: My surprise cake and bday song sang!

Teachers i love, hate and fear most!

2009-02-15T09:37:00.000-08:00

Time to spread my love to the teachers whom i loved so much and to throw carrots at those who bullied me in school! Hope your career fail or something. Or whatever.

Left to right: Mrs Janet Wong, Ms Lee, Mrs Iris Lim, Mrs Foo

Mrs Janet Wong (Queen of Terrorist)
This the name i hear first on my first day in Macpherson Secondary School. ALL our seniors warned: "You must AVOID Mrs Janet Wong at all cost! She is the discipline mistress and she is really really really fierce. Be careful!" Ok, yes, i dyed my hair and whatever la, don't tell me you never! Nope, i am not listening. Lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Oh yes yes, all came true when she open her powerful mouth with her high pitch witch-liked voice and her hands akimbo: "GIRL~! COME HERE! YOU! The one with the dyed hair. Yes YOU! Come here!" It's like, your heart just wanna jump out and felt so guilty cause you don't know if she meant YOU. Turn around, oh my god, god darn it. It's bloody you. Fock! Like why me!? 40% of the school population dyed their hair too and i am the only innocent angel who gets the punishment. UNFAIR! I hate disciplinary dept!

Despite the fact that i am naughty in school (still nice though), i am like really really really afraid of her. She's like the queen of the school. If she asked you to shut up, you better just shut up and behave like an angel. But seriously, it's because of her effort in controlling idiots like me and her powerful eagle eye that spot me ALL THE TIME in my secondary school life that made me a better girl. I stop dying my hair (so frequently) and stop bullying my school mates. Yah, got warned several times. Like bully in the sense of passing snide remarks only ok! (So sorry people! It's just for fun! So accept it.)

Ms Lee Mei Kay (Sports Queen)
This is the women who taught me my running skills and made me, Barathi and Xiao Shi run like mad dogs every week at MacRitchie Reservoir during our Athletic training. Training with her is so much fun as she is so nice, amiable, fun and lovable. Plus she'll bring us out for Pizza hut sometimes! Sounds unhealthy but that's like the ultimate reward for poor penniless sec sch kids yo. Don't you look down on us. We'll bully you. Oh, Ms Lee is such a gifted teacher! She teaches math and tell you what, maths loser/ failure like me got an A can! She's like unreachable now but i am trying to reach her. Anyone with her news tell me ok! Handsomely rewarded! You can choose chupa chups strawberry or cola flavour.

There's 1 word she can't pronounce properly. Which is "Children". She pronounced it as :"qiu gen" Haa! I always disturbed her and said: "What did you say Ms Lee?! Qiu gen!? Is there such a word?! New in my vocab list! Now, I am gonna ask terrorist wong for some explanation"

Teacher i missed the most!!

Mrs Iris Lim (Heart of an Angel)
This is a women with a great loving heart. I am so fortunate to be under her care for 3 consecutive years! She is the women who made me punctual throughout the 3 years under her care cause she'll ask me to go for detention class even if i am 1 minute late. Really! I quarrelled with her many times for that though. Angry you know! I think she should close 1 eye for great wonderful students like me. When we refused to update our weekly schedule for exam revision or did not submit our homework, she'll not scold you. Instead, she'll give you the very very very upset look that makes you feel really guilty. Very clever. It works on me for i am very soft-hearted. I really appreciated her motherly care. (But i still don't like accounts.)

Mrs Foo (Over nutritious Foo)
This women. See her plumpy face and body mass you know she is teaching Food and Nutrition. Like she is waaaaaaaay too nutritious can! You need to run shrek! I really hated her class. Cook cook cook. All you know is eat eat eat and scold me and my classmates. She likes to criticize the "A" class in front of us. (We are the "C" class.) So one fine day, my big mouth stupidly and casually asked: "Mrs Foo, why are you criticizing the "A" class! What have they done wrong to be criticized by you."

Feeling shameful and insulted by the naughty girl (like she always called me behind my beautiful back), she got so angry and said: "You! You are such an irritating girl! You like to talk so much right?! You come and read the whole chapter to the class! NOW!" It's like she is more irritating can. 100 times more irritating and fat and plump and everything!

Ok, i half budged. I started blabbering half nonsense, half textbook materials and got her really pissed off. She asked for it seriously. She got really really angry and said: "I am going to bring you to the principle after the class! Class~ You all saw what happened! Be my witness!"

And this wonderful thing happened: Half the class pretended to sleep and some fire starters commented: "See no evil, hear no evil. We don't know anything." and they started whistling, covering their and eyes and ears and went looking left and right with the act blur look. Woohoo! Round 1 winner? Darn obvious right!! It's ME! Haha, lousy Foo loser Foo. Boooooooooo~! Loserrr.

But i forgave her anyway. Still, i appreciate how she made us cook inedible cookies and over-fried fried rice. I am sure she has got the nice side of her, it's just that i did not get the chance to explore further.

To teachers and teachers to be: See? Be nice to students! If not, end up like plumpy foooooo..

I lost a friend i hold so dear. Kai Yan

2009-01-19T10:13:00.000-08:00

I lost a friend i hold so dear.
I lost Kai Yan
I lost my god-brother, my best friend, my angel
I lost the many laughter in the future
I lost the touch of a kind soul
I lost kinship
I lost my tinge of happiness
I lost my lunch khaki
I lost my Legends swimming partner
I lost him.

I am happy to have him with God
I am happy he is free from pain and suffering
I am happy so many loved him
I am happy he led a happy life
I am happy he live life to the fullest

I dare not look at e letter frm KY mum (to KY), it'll mk me cry
I dare not listen to the speech at the funeral, it'll make me cry
I dare not think back of the happy times, it'll make me cry
I dare not think of the times we had katong laksa
I dare not think of the times when he fetched me to work
I dare not cry at the funeral, it'll make Kai yan cry
I dare not write any further, for i'll cry further.

I'll always miss you, kai yan. You are always inside my heart.

Picture 1: Times when we had katong laksa
Picture 2: Times during Communicasia 2006 with the buddies
Picture 3: I rem KY said : " I am so fortunate to take this pic! Sit closer!"
Picture 4: Times at Legends celebrating my bday
Picture 5: Times at Legends - Photo taking session

KL Trip

2008-07-11T06:40:00.000-07:00

Was at KL with Renee & Ms Leopard and we bought so many things in 1-2 hours! The hotel sucks, got cockroach one....... eeeeeee....

Corus Hotel KL
....Cockroaches...

DO NOT stay in this hotel! We checked in to the first room and then! 2 baby cockroaches crawl on the table beside my bed and toilet! If there's 2 irritating stupid rubbish-eating cockroaches in the room, i am sure the stupid lau bu giant cockroach is nearby. No way, we changed room. Then after changing room and thought we are all safe from alien cockroach, tadah~ 1 crawl on the sofa beside me. Feeling intimidated, i SLAM SLAM SLAM the cockroach with my notebook but the cockroach just won't die! Crawl away leisurely some more. Corus Hotel has got commando cockroach. I think they are trained by lau bu cockroach. Sekali they have a training camp in the hotel lobby area?

So-so service ...No. 1 so so service issue...
Reception: "Halo, reception blah blah donkey speaking, how may i help you?"
Friendly me: " Can i have 2 box of tissue in my room?"
Reception: " Oh yes, sure"
2 hours later... nothing happen... 8 hours later... still haven come... 1 day later, sama sama.. until checkout! Sama sama also... wah lau eh... tabulei lah...

...No.2 so so service issue...
Reception: "Hi loser speaking, how can i help you?
Nice me: " I would like to have a late checkout please."
Reception: " Cannot, latest 1pm"
Nice me: " toooooooot" kap the phone.
Renee: "Eh Angeline already asked for late checkout yesterday and they say it's OK and latest 2pm. " Wah lau eh... tabuleh lah... how la lidat...

Nice Food!
Some place called uhuhu! They sell Fantastic cakes and and bread!! The Pineapple cheesecake is gooood lah!

KL Sale period!!

KL is having super sale now! Girls must go or sure. But don't stay at Corus hotel la. You stay = Moron. Angeline bought her LV Nv full bag!! So envious!! I want to buy also! Sponsors wanted wanted wanted~!

Thats mine! Passport holder. Hugo Perfume
Arghhhhhhhh!! My favourite buy! The Coach sling bag!
My favourite pair of shoe! I love it!

Kai Yan recovered from Cancer!!!

2008-07-04T23:39:00.001-07:00

Cancer Cured!

kai Yan went for his doctor to scan if the cancer is removed after the 7 painful chemo and gooood news! It's cleared! Both Ange and i was the first to hear the news (I insisted that he tell me first, haha) and we were so freaking happy for him!

I thought he was going to die
Back then, i was so afraid that he was going to die of cancer (Know his condition on 21st Feb) and i think to myself for a few months :" How can god be so unfair to bring away such a nice person? A nice friend who harness no evil thoughts and one who does so much good? Why him? NO WAY!" Now that it's over, our hearts are lights once again. =)

Junk Food Party

Time to have the "Junk Food" party Kai Yan always wanted and "Little Bali" here we come~ Rona, can we have BBQ in your house again? Like the one for xmas? Coz your house the biggest and nicest of us all! Hahaha. Oh yehhh!

Phuket Celebration Trip

Yup, Kai yan has been waiting for this Phuket trip with the group once he recovered! Then i'll do a Junk food Party 2 again. Haha. I'll hire some bikini babes or hot chics and get them to dance around Kai Yan. He'll nose bleed and faint i guess. Faster say i am your bestie again, faster faster faster!

Here's the type of babes i would find for him (See how nice i am Kai yan! Still put pic for you ah) :

Where got sucha nice friend one ah~

Cheater Bikini Shop "Coco Bongo" at Far East Plaza!

2008-07-01T08:21:00.000-07:00

What an angry angry angry day!! Arghhhhhhhhhh! Stupid bikini shop! Con me on me con me! I was so angry with this stupid bikini shop in Far east plaza called "Coco Bongo" at 03-28A because they freakingly refuse to exchange another bikini for me when i went back for a change!

Bikini start to "ROT"
I happily bought a Gold colour bikini from stupid coco bongo shop from a fat moronic hippo last week and before i wear it, i HAND-WASHED it. After 1 wash, it fades to half-yellow half-gold! It's so ugly that only a stupid pig, moronic idiot would wear it. I can't even recognize the ugly patchy bikini in the pile when i went back for it. It ruin my Sentosa trip (Which i wishfully wanted to show off my new bikini to my girlies) and i had to resign to wearing my Billabong Bikini instead! ARGHHH! Damn it. I haven even wear it and my gold bikini turns junk?!

I was supposed to look so perfect and wonderful in sentosa:

But it turns yellow and patchy like this:
Picture 1: Only the (Bikini top) middle part is left with the gold colour, the rest fades to yellow
Waiting for a change at Coco bongo cheater shop
I brought it back to the shop and given my well-mannered nature (I don't care if you don't agree) , i put on my angelic smile and asked for a change with the hippo staff. But guess what!?! I CAN'T! The hippo acted like a pathetic mouse and say : "Its not my fault, i am just a staff.. my boss say cannot... " I waited for 40 minutes for the lady boss to arrive. 4o minutes bitch! What the hell.

Boss arrived and accuse me....
When she arrived, she accused the angelic me (Hrmp) that i washed the bikini in the washing machine and soak in detergent! I DID NOT USE WASHING MACHINE! She say it's common sense that people don't use detergent to wash bikini! WHAT!! You mean what you know = What the rest of the world will know? Then if i know everything in this industry, might as well i sell clothes and i will a billionaire by NOW NOW NOW!

That's an intelligent moron. Then the hippo staff add fuel to the blaze by saying: "i smell detergent, don't be unreasonable blah blah blah..." with her asshole face. Then they got so angry and the HIPPO SHOUTED AT ME! Damn, where's the zookeeper! Sad about the $0.30 cents commission i reckon hippo? Hrmp!

Got intimidated by gangster boss
Naturally, i retaliated by talking louder then the gangsterish boss (male some more) came from behind and gave the super gangster look and intimidated me with the "XI MI TAI CHI!! (Means what's the matter - crude manner)" Ask why i create problem and how unreasonable i am!

Come on! I asked the fat pig before i buy if it'll fade, she say "Don't worry darling, it won't fade." Darling my ass! Eat shit and drown in your hippo river.

Conclusion
First hippo scold me, then lady boss say i demand for a change and it's unreasonable, then male boss intimidate me so i don't dare to change the bikini. What the hack lah. Waste my money! Don't go there girls! Unless you are born with perfect common sense. And can bear with stupid service and threatening bosses. Aiya, very angry can!

Little Rascal: Cousin Lucius

2008-05-02T09:17:00.000-07:00

The video is secretly taken by me showing my little rascal cousin Lucius. He just won't admit to pointing middle finger at me and my other cousins so i decided to tape it down for evidence to show his mum. Wahaha. He got his little ear twisted 360 degree by his mum.

I guess he picked it up from school (Kindergarden!) or from watching International films. That's an unhealthy sign of kids behaving like that. But it's funny afterall. Not when he do it to you.

Round 1 Winner: Me.
Round 1 Loser: Little Lucius. (The one in green)

The Bus Pesters

2008-05-02T00:03:00.000-07:00

Idiot case 1 - Talk like 2 km apart
Got up the double decker bus, the air-con is just freezing me! Is SBS trying to kill me? Yes. I am sure of that. Freezingly, i watch my favourite "My sassy neighbour" laughing and giggling happily to Petricia Mok's irritating voice then out of nowhere, this 4 tamade idiots in formal wear started:

"Er balah boo boo lo ka neh neh neh wa ga sa ka.....and on and on and on" (Yes, that's how it sounds, not from SG though). Never did they realise there are like 20 ppl in the same bus and it's call noise pollution to the 20 peeps. They talk so loud it's like they are 2km apart. Eh please la, people watching can. Idiots

Idiot case 2 - Stupid idiot aunty who thinks she real damn clean
Given the nature that i have long beautiful tresses, (Yeh!) it's seriously inevitable that my wonderful Pantene fragranced hair would carelessly touch the stupid aunty's hand sitting beside me. It's like my wonderful 1 strand of hair touch her dirty hand and guess what she did? She irritatingly wipe her hairy ugly rotten hand like repeatedly! It's like so freaking rude can! I din even complain when my hair touch her contaminated virus hand. That made me furious. So cleverly, i called my girl friends to complain. No no no,it's just chit chatting.

Conversation i deliberately conversed to let stupid aunty hear:
"Nice Hair Xen: Hey guess what, i tell you something, i realise there a monster sitting in the bus very near me."
"Nice cute Fren: Hahaha. I know, you just sms me saying that an aunty wipe her hand when your hair touch her hand right?"
"Nice Hair Xen: Yah la! She thinks she is real damn clean, 1 strand of beautiful hair touch her ugly hand she wipe like xiao. I din even complain can! She is the one who contaminated my hand. Then now she pretend to listen to music and pretend she never hear me complaining about her. So k xiao, listen to her lousy MP3 player. Luckily, i have IPOD. Win her." Then i looked her at again to make sure she knows that i am talking about her.

10 minutes of chit chatting continues until she gets down at Shenton way. Oh, then i guess it's time i stop talking about her. Hrmp. I don't care. She is too rude. Then happily, i hung up. So aunties, a small gesture like that will piss people off. So, you better take some notice.

Idiot Case 3 - Selfish people "chopping" the seats with ugly bag
It always happens! When you get up the bus, and theres only 1 seat, that 1 freaking seat is always "chopped" by the aunty's plastic bag or what so ever stuff. And she will sit on the outside to make sure it's not easy for you to get in and normally, you will not ever try. Plus, she is an extremely intelligent creature, once she saw you tapping your ez link card, she will start to pretend to get sleepy and pretend to sleep very very soundly. Mouth open slightly to accentuate the fact. Eh aunty, you were awake 1 second back, don't think i never see and i don't know.

Ok, finish scolding. Aunty, you watch it ah aunty. Ok, some aunty.

Hrmp,
Nice Hair Me.

Visiting Kai Yan with Jaime

2008-05-01T12:00:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys,

For those who asked about Kai Yan. He is on his way to recovery and been very optimistic. He lost abit of weight of weight but still ok. He shaved his head so that he won't have to see his hair dropping. That's a good move! I would have done that as well. He's gonna hold a "Junk Food Party" once he recover. Haha.

All the way Kai Yan!

Little Boy punished and for stealing bread out of hunger

2008-03-29T22:49:00.000-07:00

I received an email and here's what i see. The sight of the punishment of this little starving boy broke my heart entirely.

Do the little boy deserve such a punishment?! To crush his arms by a lorry? He's just a little boy who is hungry and wants to fill his stomach! Will he even need to steal if he has got food at home? You think. God bless.

* Just got updated this is unreal, sounds and seems quite right though.

Greatest Appreciation from Kai Yan to All Cityneon nice hearts

2008-03-17T02:30:00.000-07:00

Dear Cityneon friends!

Thanks so much for all your encouragement! I've just read the blog my ever dearest Sis Xen did up just for me. It was fabulous! Coupled with so much encouragement wordings, how can I not get well? Since I'm LKY also haha~ Definitely better than LHL haha~

Seriously no amount of thanks will be able to express my gratitude & appreciation for all your thoughts & actions, especially the amount of $ all of you have contributed! It's really a great relief for me since my Dad's no longer working & he's my personal nurse now, taking care of my everything & everyday life. Sometimes he even reminds me to go take my shower which I've forgotten in some cold days haha~

I seriously have no idea how blessed I am to have gone into Cityneon since my internship days. It was really a blessing which lasts until even now. Wonder how did I ever deserve such a great blessing? Yet again thanks again everyone!

Oh I did update my own blog http://kaiyan.multiply.com/ as well so if any of you are free at times, do go read for my own updates. I'm also very happy that I'm able to eat Organic Potato Chips haha~

Now special thanks to the following people:
1. Xen --> obviously for doing up a blog just for me & updating when I wasn't well enough to do that earlier.
2. Jerry --> obviously for doing all the photo collage & I'm sure it took him lots of time to do that.
3. Menghua --> obviously for drawing such a handsome me haha~
4. Debbie --> obviously for intiating & collecting all the "WeLuvKaiYan" funds for me.

Yes yes I know I'm long winded but then again it's really how I feel.
Thank you once again everyone & I love you all!

Bestest Regards,
Kaiyan (LKY)

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For Yesterday is but a Dream
For Tomorrow it is only a Vision
But Today well lived
It is going to make Every Yesterday a Dream of Happiness
And make Every Tomorrow a Vision of Hope
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Encouragement & Love from All

2008-03-17T01:17:00.000-07:00

Shihui - KY!! Wan to go Pitstop with me and xen? You better get well fast and I believe you can do that. Jiayou!!

Kok Herng - Jiayou! Can't wait for you to be the first one to carry my beloved baby boy when i bring him to spore

Serene Quek - Get well soon Kaiyan! Awaiting for you to host the next D&D!!

Adrian Kok - Cant wait you to get well and tell me more jokes…

Philip Wee - Bro, sometimes in life, success just means getting up once more than you fall, Wat’s more, we’re all behind U! Have faith, jiayou! And recover soonest!

Nancy Boh - Hv a speedy recovery. Hope you're back in the swing of things real soon!

Wayne Yap - KY, Lee Hsien Long recovered from lymphoma in 3 months. You can do better than that, because you are LKY! Have a speedy recovery hor!

Christine Chan & Vivien Fu - kaiyAn, we r goin to see you running operations like siao for the next coming mega show! so quickly back!

Siti - Bro…. Better Get Well Soon Yoahz…. Miss your KanbaTTe!!

Jalinah - We will pray for your wellness…. Hope you will be very strong to go thru all this…..

Nang Ve & Nam Chol - Have a speedy recovery. We can't wait to work with you again.

Xen Ho - If you don't get well, I'll murder the doctors. So, to save them all, you must get well and be our "Cawaii BABE" again~ Weee~

Angeline Wong - My Lin Jun Jie! Leopard force to ya~ Be strong and fight against it.

Kevin Zhang - Get well soon Kai Yan! I need you to dance for my song when I sing!

Keegan - Once a Commando, Always a commando. Fight and kill the virus as we believe! And stay as healthy as before.

Jaime Goh - I need you to help me finish my food or I will end up eating more and grow fat. Get well soon k?

Paul Ng - For Honor & Glory!

SeReNe ShEn - Get well soon Kaiyan! We miss your smiles & laughters.... and not forgetting your sure have "Good Mornings" everyday! Stay strong & here's wishing you a SPEEDY RECOVERY (make sure its speedy... i know you can cos we're trained already.... CES = Cityneon EXPRESS Services... right?) Love, Serene Shen, Edwin & Little Kaeden (oh yes, kaeden says he wants to play with your bunch of keys)

Vin Chang - Get well soon bro... God Bless

Bernard Cheong - BRo, I really hope that i can see you back to the office soon!

Goh Ah Tee & Mei Ching - dear Kai Yan.. Take Good Care and Be Strong okie.. No matter what, we all wil be there for you.. SMILE!! HEHEHE...

Nang Ve - Dear Kai Yan...Be strong, I hv already pray for U. May my Amitabha bless u n get u back to work

Vivien & Christine - We want more photos with your “TOP 10” signature pose…..and of cos more to add on….

Wilson Wong - Stay strong and I want to see you alive and kicking again!

Ivy Goh - Get Well quick, lazy bum, theres lots of work to do =)

Sam - You are not alone bro, you've us fighting together with you!

Rona Chue - We love you and fight to win

Joanne Tan - Get well soon as your pimples might DISAPPEAR mysteriously! Be the real CES yan dao!

Kai Yan's Discharge & Chemotherapy

2008-03-04T06:59:00.000-08:00

Halo Peeps,

Sorry i din update for the past days. Was out of town. Several people like Sam, Rona, Candy, Jaime and peeps did update me on his condition. That's very nice of you =)

Good news! He's out of the hospital already! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ heard Kai Yan is positive and is not worried about it. He has to undergo Chemotherapy at home and requires good rest and company. Support from Family and Friends is superbly important! So please, if you know what i mean. If you intend to visit him, please remember, our Mr Famous Kai Yan can't accept your flowers.. That's not very positive for Chemotherapy patients. Plus if yer down with flu, cough and such, i guess you'll have to wait till you recover then pop by coz his immune system is weak currently. He stays at Tampines by the way.

He's undergoing his 1st Chemo, total of 8 chemo sessions. 2 weeks per chemo cycle. So his chemo will take about 4 months? Yup.

Here's something from Mei Qing to KY:
Ya.. Let's cheer for him... Hip...Hip..Hooo Ray... Hip..Hip..HooRay................. KAI YAN.

1st pic: Kai Yan's better.
2nd pic: KTV session

3rd pic: Katong Laksa session

4th pic: The big family who will always be there for KY.

Kai Yan Lymphoma Cancer Story

2008-02-26T07:21:00.000-08:00

Hi Dear nice peeps

I have got so many puzzled nice people asking me what happen to Kai Yan and how everything started and his latest condition. Now here's the story.

It started in December/Jan when kai Yan had been sick and down with Flu, Fever and sore throat for almost 2 months. He went to several clinics but he is still down with sickness.

One fine day, this stubborn godbrother of mine felt sharp pain in the chest and many other areas on his body. He went to the hospital on 21 Feb and unfortunately, he got diagnosed with Lymphoma Cancer as a result. Now, he is at the 3rd stage of this cancer. Its NOT terminal, it can be cured depending on his will to live and the emotional support from Family and friends. So please, do show your care and concern and crack jokes to make him happy! But it can be critical if he dun get any of such.

Kai Yan was very very weak on 23rd Feb when i visited. It broke my heart to see him so weak and helpless. He was lying all the way and whispered weakly throughout the conversation. Naturally,its heart breaking. But 1 thing he would be happy about would be: SO MANY FRIENDS VISITED HIM!! I went today (26 Feb) and he had to undergo an operation in the morning. To do a small cut on his neck and extract some tissues to do further test for his condition. Oh guess what, Kai Yan Room is Machiam F4 concert lah! Soooooooooooooooooooooo many ppl visited him!

Kai Yan is better today, happier, more sober, dun feel the chest pain anymore and regain abit of appetite. Fever subside already. YES! It only broke my heart today that he is abit skinnier. Okie, i never cry lah!

Last, the final result is not out yet to determine the subtype of his Lymphoma Cancer. When it's out, more can be explained and we will know his fate. Let's all wish him luck! Kaiyan! Here's some 500% power transfer to you!

Cheers,

Xennie the SnowWhite for-rare-verr

(Pic 1: 20th Feb - 1 day b4 he got admitted into hospital)

(Pic 2: 26th Feb. Ice Pack which KY make into U shape!)

(Pic 3: Collage from KY other friends.. Jerry! Chop chop!)

All about Kai Yan

2008-02-25T07:54:00.000-08:00

Its my saddest day of the year to know that my god brother Kai Yan is diagnosed with Lymphoma Cancer.
Let me share about Kai Yan:
He's superbly kind
He's a best friend anyone could have
He's a filial boy who loves his Family and Friends
He's Trustworthy
He's super Friendly so no one hates him. If you do, then you are not a nice person afterall.
He's very helpful
He's Super CHEERFUL
He goes all out for buddies. (Thks Kai Yan!)
He loves to do the "1 - 10" cawaii post!

(That's Cawaii post 4! Alan Cheong hand behind.)

(Kai Yan's Infamous post of pointing the direction to the toilet!)

I am so thankful and happy that those of us who knows him at Cityneon still care so much for him. Kai Yan, when you recover, you gotta read this! Here's are some who called me and cared for you. (From what i know & remember only, sorry if i forget anyone):

Debbie Tan - She does alot for you by circulating your condition to Cityneon peeps and initiated to collecting the "We love Kai Yan" funds 4 u
Chua - He msg to ask for your location so he can make arrangement for Paul to visit u.
Paul Lim (HR) - Msg me to ask about your condition
Rona - Most hardworking in letting us know your condition & visiting u everyday and she loves u like a son.
Nang Col - He called me and felt so much 4 u. He's busy but he say i must send his regards 2 u.
Mei Qing - She ain't free but she ask me send regards to you (For many times!)
Kevin & Paul Ng - Asked and concerned about your condition.
Angeline - She ask me "how is KY" everyday~!
Candy - Suggest what to buy for you and care so much for you
Jaime - She did alot of arrangements for you for visitation and updating us on your condition
Joanne Tan - Msg me at first time when she hear about you.
Jerry - Did your photo collage!
Lisa Ong - Circulate the articles of Lymphoma so we can know how to help your recovery.
You mum - BESTEST!!!!
Xennie - I show off to you once i remember!

If i should name the top 5 friends who care for you the most, it would be:
1) Rona Chue
2) Jaime Goh
3) Candy Ho
4) Debbie Tan
5) ME!!! Haha. I dun care, i must list myself here.
* Wah, all gers ah, you fortunate ah u~

We all sincerely hope Kai Yan will get well in no time. I have some plans in the pipeline for Kai Yan, i'll circulate my plan for him once he is ready for my wonderful plan. Please everyone, let's pray he get well soon and the last thing i believe and resort to would be: eating vegetarian for a few days to speed up the good wishes we have for someone. Ok, i am eating 1 week of vegetarian. I dun care if you think it's stupid or think it won't work. You'll never know. If you don't intend to do it, don't even tot of gossiping about it. If you do, eat my poo poo~

Ok, Kai Yan. We are always with you.

Cheers,
Xennie